twooping:

You could’ve reblogged that from me

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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

shortandsweet:

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

this is an important thing to remember.

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

h0odrich:

on two hours of sleep im either way too happy or violently homicidal 

taco-bell-rey:

when someone calls you “hun”

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striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

florialy:

I hate it when you finally accept one of your insecurities and then someone makes a harsh, unneeded comment about it and it puts you right back to square one.

weavemunchers:

Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway